Perfectly Mad

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than you.

--Dr. Seuss
My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. A former model and Miller Lite girl. Yeah. She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants.

(Source: takeustoglory, via seashellsandpastels)